The Craftsman really enjoys Christmas lights. He’s not into inflated holiday characters (the area is way too windy to support those things for long!), so much of his decor is lights. He made a plywood tree which is on the fence, it was just lights before I asked him to paint it. He did and added some cheap plastic ornaments he cut in half and glued to the tree. It is rather festive, night or day. The whole house is fairly bright and seasonal, not like the overkill of Clark Griswold and others in this small town. Just fun lights. There are 3 laser projectors in the yard. After discovering, one surprising night, that pointing the revolving lights at trees make fairy lights (especially if it is windy!), he put one shining in the lilacs and one on a locust I can see from the kitchen window. The third one is stationary-oddly, some laser lights don’t do much more than change colors. That one is pointed at the wall near the bedroom window. It is rather fun to see green and red spots on the ceiling as you fall to sleep. (he said they turn off on their own and I did stay awake one night til they did…at almost 2 am!!)
Well, one rainy weekend night I’d gone to bed early. A couple of hours later, the house was silent, except for the off sync ticking of two loud wall clocks. The spot where I sleep is directly in front of a window with miniblinds, which is nice when it is sunny and the light shines gently on the blankets.(Moses used to love that!) At night, the blinds are closed. I usually can sleep anywhere and anytime, for any length, except during wind. (I think it is from being a small child in Alaska and sleeping when it was bright daylight at night or with parents around who were partying) Yet, this night, I suddenly awakened.
Something was wrong. Listening, I couldn’t hear a thing. The rabbits weren’t even noisy and they are often rambunctious at night. The entire room was lit up from something outside. Lit up with a glowing fluorescent green light!!!! I blinked and stared, The light was so bright the blinds stood out. Each slat was marked with a black line around it. I admit to feeling a bit startled and kept perfectly still in the bed. After a few heartbeats, it vanished. Poof, black as a pocket in a mine. Relaxing a bit into the pillow, I was startled once more. Now, the bright light was a bright darkness with a couple of red flecks in it. It, too, vanished. By now, I was just staring at the window with wide eyes and a quickly beating heart. Then, the glowing green light was back! I could have read by it, it was so bright. I looked over at The Craftsman. Sound asleep, just like every not awake person in an alien abduction story. It vanished and the cycle of black, to a black ‘light’, to glowing green repeated. I was sitting straight up in bed, feeling more than a bit nervous. I thought it might be the laser light outside, but it had never done anything so crazy! Very, very carefully. As careful as Elmer Fudd sneaking up on Bugs Bunny, I inched my way out of bed and to my slippers (by golly, I may get abducted in a sleep top and panties, but I had to have on slippers!) I knew where the remote was for the light and crept across the bright room with my arm outstretched. The remote was only steps away. Quickly, I snatched it up. Obviously, I couldn’t remember which button (always the top one!) turned off the laser and fumbled til my finger hit it.I waited for the sequence to recycle and while the room was glowing green again, I triumphantly pushed the button, plunging the room into a sane darkness.
Sighing, I put the remote down, stumbled back to the bed, crept under my warm safe covers, and fell back to sleep. The next day, I explained what had happened. There was no explanation! The guys eventually chalked it up to just some strange glitch. It hasn’t happened since.
Thus, Kris 1, Aliens 0…I hope!
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