Did it again…

Y’all bready for this? I hope so!  This fall has been one cooking mishap after another. Most of the time, it has been cooking things I’ve cooked many times. There is a muffin I bake, it is one from a favorite children’s book, If You Give a Moose a Muffin. I like it because it is easy and doesn’t have eggs. Except, for some odd reason, this last batch of muffins doesn’t look anything like what they have always resembled! Then, there was this latest  holiday here in the States. I had a pumpkin that I wanted to cook down and turn into a puree for pies. 

First, it needed cut up. EVERYONE says to use a sharp knife. I decided to use a pumpkin carving knife. It was one of the small serrated safety knives we’d gotten decades ago for the boys to carve up their own gourds. It was a whisk I was willing to take and I was amazed at how easy it was, which was also funny. Those knives could cut into very thick pumpkins to make shapes and did it well, it was a cinch using it to cut this one in half. I sectioned it out, cleaned it, and saved out a good portion of the seeds because Little Bear wanted me to roast them. (I roast seeds every year and every year they end up getting tossed out before they are all gone. Not sure why, but it happens.) After being cooked for quite a while, it was time to puree it. My poor blender that was new in 1988, didn’t much care for doing garden gourds this year. (When I used it last summer, I thought it was making heavy weather of turning the frozen watermelon into a delightful 7 Up Zero slushy.) I opted to not finish pulsing the rest and decided 8 cups was enough. (The squirrels enjoyed the cooked pumpkin!)

A couple of days later, I made pie crust and yummy cinnamon sugar dusted leaves (which turned out very well) and mixed up pumpkin pies. The recipe uses a couple of bowls and, unfortunately, the bowl I usually use for the first part was already full of pumpkin. When everything was combined, it was a thin mix. However, fresh pumpkin holds more water than canned. I had drained it, but thought it wasn’t enough. The pies didn’t smell as spicy as usual while baking, but they did give the house a nice fall festive scent. I assumed it was because the pumpkin wasn’t a sugar pumpkin (there are a lot of different kinds of pumpkins and they all can be used to bake pies with. Just some are a bit better than others.). The pies weren’t as dark as usual either, but fresh pumpkin is less orange than canned. 

Before our holiday dinner, Little Bear asked if I’d tried any of it. I immediately cut a sliver out and oh my!!!!! I’d forgotten the sugar!!! When you mix up the spices and sugar in a bowl …THAT was the bowl that already had pumpkin and so I added spices to the egg and vanilla and oil and forgot the sugar completely. It was truly a diabetic dessert. Thankfully, it was ok with whipped topping and Little Bear sprinkled his piece with brown sugar. The Craftsman didn’t have any. His mom noticed it was missing sugar, but gamely ate it. I tossed out the uncut pie and the other is in the fridge and will most likely be tossed later. There is no way I could eat two entire 8 in deep dish pies. 

Then, while cleaning up dinner, The Craftsman took care of the turkey carcass. Literally. It was all thrown into the trash! Granted, I did hold the bags, but was was horrified in my soul. I almost never ever ever throw out a carcass without cooking it down and stripping it clean. I very rarely toss out the juices. I’m a kitchen food saver (true, some things in my fridge and cupboards should be gotten rid of! I slowly discover them and weed them out.). He just was cleaning and didn’t want me to save any. He told me it would be ok to get rid of it. Earlier, I was appalled when I saw a Black Friday ad for a very spendy firearm that only shoots table salt at bugs. (A salt with a deadly weapon?) Wasting food is not a thing I do. Unless it is on my body…there is a lot of waste on my personal waist. (referring to the seasoning, not the bugs!  

Have a great rest of November, may you find inner peas, and thanks for pudding up with me!

Halloween Mayhem

Halloween was on Tuesday, but Sunday is where the mayhem began. Bear with this long post. It has been a crazy ride! Sunday is the day I usually get my mom in law into the shower, but that morning we were checking to see if one of Little Bear’s rabbits had her kits yet. It was below 20 F at night and the days aren’t too much warmer. She hadn’t, but I’d gotten up early and took my insulin twice for some reason. Thus, my glucose dropped incredibly low. I realised this when I was fixing Tikka’s litterbox and almost fell in head first (that would have been very distressful!). Being busy, I often don’t notice lows. My sensor reported one, but after it reports it once, it doesn’t again. Which is not really efficient. Technology is great, but it isn’t as perfect as it could be. I sat around, because no driving when it is as low as an American 40 (like most things in the US, we do glucose differently, too). I did  text with my EMT friend. She’d done a college Halloween gig Sat night and reported a couple of amusing things. One was a guy who came in because he and his friends had some weed and now they all felt funny (you think????). Another gal wasn’t an icident, but she might have caused one. Apparently, the dress code was clothing optional (S Cal) and this gal arrived in panties and pasties. I laughed and said she might as well wear what she can’t while she can. In 10 years, or maybe 20, that kind of party not dress won’t be as easy to fit into. Anyway, my mom in law wasn’t showered. But, I did get her dishes done.

By noon the temp outside was up to 40F and falling again. I’d removed ice from the bird bath and it was on the porch railing still a thick round!! I also made cookie dough that afternoon for cookies on Monday. So, Sunday was busy, but it was only the tip of that ice piece!! 

Monday is my day to do laundry. Unfortunately, Little Bear did most of his on Sunday, but not all of it. He’d gone to a friend’s to help move hay or something. Anyway, I made my cookies in the morning, gingerbread cutouts. Mostly man shaped, some circles. I’d gotten up at 730am to get things done. When I got to the mom in laws, she still didn’t get a shower. She didn’t really want one (it is a lot of work for both of us to get her in and out and cleaned) and two different mail persons came to the door before lunch. One needed a signature and the other was just a package. Amazon didn’t like my address 5 blocks away, so I used hers. Very strange. 

I opted to decorate the cookies in the afternoon. I wanted to make orange frosting. Now, if you look at color wheels, orange is fairly easy to make. If you have the right colors. Unfortunately, I didn’t. Most of my red has been used to entice hummingbirds to the feeder (I think that is still outside, for some reason…) and my yellow was gone because I’ve a  cake pan for a Big Bird cake that I’ve made many times. So, I used some other colors I had and made a disturbing hue of butterscotch. One of the little bottles had food coloring dried around the lid and it made a mess. A really really big mess!!! The dust, when wiped up with a damp cloth, made smears of bright pink! On my white stove, in my white sink where I’d shaken a dry dish towel, and on my hands. I wiped up dust for HOURS! Then, when I used the white frosting, it was too thin and spread and didn’t set up. I needed more powdered sugar, which I didn’t have. I tidied up a bit and left to go back to the mom in laws for a short minute. (it is like glitter, I keep finding bright pink whenever I clean something!)

Little Bear wsn’t home, but I was checking the rabbit off and on all day. He went up into the hills because the guy who rents from us had said someone had ‘removed’ the lock on the gate to the ‘ranch’ (several acres used for cows and hunting. In the 30’s it had been a ranch, but not anymore) and the ‘No Tresspassing sign was gone (metal sign was torn off because there was still pieces of it in the screws) and the fence was also cut. If a sign isn’t in place, a person can say there wasn’t one and if there isn’t one, they can wander around as they please. (insert eye roll) It was almost time to make dinner and I had run outside just before my next culinary mess. The mom looked like she’d given birth, but there wasn’t anything in the nest. Next to her water dish, though, I found a cold kit. It wasn’t stiff, so I brought it inside. After massaging the tiny thing under a bit of lukewarm water, it started moving. I dried it and put it in her nest box. An hour later, it was at the top of the hay and cold again. I warmed it once more (dinner was late because my midwifery took a while) and since Little Bear was home, he put it into a tiny box of hay and hair inside on a heating pad. He tried to get it to eat. Unfortunately, the mom wasn’t interested, he held her on her back and I set the little one near a teat. It was interested, but no milk. Babies can live quite a  while at first and this little one was determined to live! Eventually, the mom was pulling fur again, but no more babies. This little one must have been a runt or something. Anyway, managed to get my cookies frosted. Made them into gingerdead men. Skeletons and mummies. Little Bear said the skeleton ones looked liked they’d been electrocuted (like the skeleton shape inside a cartoon character hit by lightening). He eventually went to sleep about midnight, I stayed awake with the rabbit. She’d had more about 1 am, but we needed to make sure they were all born before bringing everyone in (20F is too cold to be outside blind and naked). I had to lock Tikka in the bathroom because she was very intersted in the box. A lot of rustling noises. I kept going out every 45 min or so to check on the rabbit in case others ended up outside of the nest box. I finally went to sleep about 440am. And woke again about 600 and went back to sleep at 730. And messed up again. My glucose dropped so low I couldn’t figure out how to get up or turn off my cell phone alarm. I didn’t get to the mom in law’s til really late. I’m not made for all nighters anymore! 

It was a busy Halloween. I got the laundry done, finally, and most of it was folded and put away by 11pm. We got 64 trick or treaters, Tikka was locked in the bathroom so she wouldn’t try to escape outside. I made muffins instead of more cookies (using up Halloween m&ms.) and sketti with meatballs (if you bake frozen meatballs and don’t turn them over, the side down gets dark and they look like eyeballs. Served with red sauce and noodles, it is a perfect creepy dinner.). The caramel corn mix I made last week with golden syrup was delicious. I was going to try it again with the ingredients listed and see how they differed. The batch I made on the 31st was really odd. When cleaning up, I realised what had  happened. I’d forgotten half the butter!! I’ll make another batch of the caramel corn today. With mostly popcorn, It calls for pretzels and popcorn, but I’ve only about a cup of pretzels left. I’ll add the ‘loose’ m&ms and almonds and candy corn. Usually those stick to the mix fairly well, but these fell right through–because there wasn’t enough sweet glue.  The little one was still alive and about a third of the size of the rest. Little Bear has been taking it out to the mom with just one other kit to help it get fed, you can do that with smaller kits so they even out later. 

Wednesday, Little Bear called from work to ask me to make sure his door was closed. That is where he’s been keeping the babies while it is so cold. It was..but not latched. I’d been back and forth all Wed morning and the last time Tikka must have heard the little one and bumped open his bedroom door after I left. Little Bear called me from the house, almost in tears. She made a mess of the nest box and his room is a horror scene with hay, fur, and blood mixed up with the regular disorder on the floor of his room. Thankfully, she only ate the littlest one (part was under his discarded pj pants!) and the other 4 were alive and unharmed. It is also warmer today (above freezing), so he put the nest box back with the mom. We were worried because if the mom scents predator, she will sometimes abandon her babies. Thankfully, she didn’t. But, Tikka is now officially lcoked up in the bathroom where I should have put her when I left the last time this morning. (She is supposed to stay calm and with her blue bonnet-the Victorian collar is blue and kind of cute-on for 10 days after getting spayed. No jumping, running, or playing..or killing.) And me, I feel incredibly guilty. I saved this little guy for the darn cat to do what cats do. Because she’d been an inside/outside cat in a multiple feline family, she was used to ‘foraging’ for extras. But, it doesn’t erase my guilt. Maybe chocolate will. 

The Shrieking Post

Good Lord!!! Was feeling chilled, so grabbed my long inside the house fleece sweatshirt jacket thing from the closet and sat down to add photos to the computer. Saw something from the edge of my eyesight and ignored it…but then, saw it was a hobo spider scurrying from inside the open fabric of my dark blue fleece. Yes, I screamed..my throat now hurts and I’m petrified as I sit here typing this up! It ran off to the far side of the desk covered with debris from Little Bear. (He’s very good at getting rid of spiders for me, but am unsure of where this one went, and he’s still at work!!!) AND now will need to shake out every speck of cloth in my closet before using it!! There are blankets and towels and clothes folded neatly and able to hide any number of arachnids. Shudder!!!! Am not surprised to find the terrifying things. We have had a lot of cold (down into single digits) and a lot of wind the last day or so. Everyone is racing to get under cover and out of the elements.

In town, there was a sign for a local soup. The snow stayed for quite a while and made me realise that one might actually have too many kisses if they are snowflakes!! (ornament was from one of my author friends who grew up in AK) Our area didn’t get as much as AK (photo with snow blower), but there was more than there has been in ages! Mittens enjoyed all the busy birds and was frustrated with the window being in the way of her chasing. Thankfully, the ‘dead’ deer in the yard was just a loose connection. It didn’t look odd in the daylight, but having lights only half bright is kind of strange! Not as many lights were put up this year. The weather is an important part of when one can put up outside lights! Especially if one is on a ladder.

Put up a few real garlands and some made from old artificial Christmas trees-the fake ones don’t shed needles and are much easier to bend around the curtain rods. Even the cactus decided to bloom-although, cannot remember if it is a Thanksgiving or Christmas or Easter one!! We are calling it a Christmas cactus! The tree is fake, mostly because we couldn’t get anywhere for a real tree and the ones sold in town were a bit expensive. Besides, it holds the heavy Hallmark ornaments better.

(am sitting here, squirming because I keep feeling spiders!!) Cooking is always fun and finally made a treat that has been made at least three times this month and will most likely be made again!! There are a lot of places that give directions for making it, it is super easy, and incredibly addictive. You put down a layer of unflavored crackers on parchment paper (usually saltines), boil together butter and brown sugar, pour over the crackers, bake for a few minutes, sprinkle chocolate chips over the hot goo, spread the melted chips, let cool til solid, break apart, eat. It is commonly known as Christmas Crack. Also made spritz cookies. Unfortunately, minced mini m&ms don’t work well when pushed through the tree cookie mold. My trees look more like a caricature of one. They were yummy, in spite of their looks. Used the rest of the dough to make flowers and the trees worked much better with the spice dough. The last creation was a chocolate log. The chocolate shot on top (cake sprinkles) were old and kind of look like mouse droppings!! Didn’t have a candy bar to shave curls off of with a potato peeler..so Little Bear suggested grating a chocolate kiss. It made tasty sawdust!!! The kid has requested another one, but with a cream cheese filling for his birthday.

Christmas was busy. My traditional cinnamon rolls ended up keeping me awake til almost 4 am. Usually make the dough in the bread machine, but the pan skipped out of the track and had to finish raising the dough in the oven. Tried using the microwave (apparently, it is a dough cheat..it didn’t work for me.) and moved it to a slightly warm oven. Yeast can be killed at low temps or high ones, so it was a bit nervousing to keep the temps even. However, it worked quite well and they were super delicious! After church, Strider called, cleaned up quite a bit, made lunch, took a nap, and finally got the rest of the gifts opened around 3pm!!!

Mittens kind of likes her slipper bed/cave, but being a cat, she’ll only visit it once in a while! Got The Craftsman two movies. Including one that was sold often (thank you, Amazon) with one he wanted. The impulse movie was VERY good. Based on a true story about a man named Burt Monro from New Zealand who was famous for breaking records with a modified motorcycle. Little Bear was super thrilled to get a cookbook for rabbits (he’ll need to make some of the spicier recipes on his own!!) and I was excited to finally wear the purple Xtra Tuff boots I’d purchased. (saved them for Christmas!).

There are a great many excellent movies to watch at this time of year. At the moment, have a toss-up between one with Bogart and one where Bette Davis is a supporting actress. So, will share Bogart with you. ‘We’re No Angels’. The other movie is ‘The Man who Came to Dinner’. And may your holiday season be as sharing as the one celebrated by these three/four angels!

Easter Week

I picked, I shared, I covered, I played, I cooked, and I laughed! Poor Garfield should have kept on his snow gear and I shouldn’t have changed out the silver snowflakes for raindrops. April Showers have been a bit elusive so far this month, although it didn’t matter to the daffodils! Many of those early bloomers went and bloomed in spite of what was going on around them. Because I was looking at the forecast that was NOT only a couple of flakes, I went and cut many blossoms out of the gardens. Then, I gave away several dozen and had quite a few left to keep inside to brighten the kitchen with spring colors. Little Bear was startled those ‘bells on a stick‘ had such a strong scent. (hyacinth)

(Odd, that squirrel has lost its face and some of the flowers are missing!!! And those picture ratios are off. Piffle!!) Hoping those are fixed when this is done being edited…Blogging does have some odd quirks. Kind of like our weather this last week!! As noted above, I did cover the remaining flowers and some of those didn’t make it. The tarps were too heavy with the snow and then the water from melting snow, some tarps were black and made tiny greenhouses that cooked the tulips touching the tarps, while others did just fine under their covers! The hyacinth and daffodils are gone, but the tulips are starting to really show off. The parrot tulips, which are surprisingly fragile, are coming along nicely. I’ll share tulips next time! Below are a snow covered ‘Basket of Gold’, a hyacinth I didn’t pick, pear blossoms, my earliest tulips (I picked many, but not all of them), and an almost invasive plant called Snow on the Mountain.

The squirrel had discovered where the window feeder was moved to and annoyed Mittens as she stalked back in forth in front of the window. On Sunday evening, it was moved up a bit, Monday, the tree rat managed to leap for it! The critter is one determined squirrel!!! I also made a snowperson that lasted all of Saturday before melting away on Easter Sunday. Actually, there was a tiny white blob left in the yard when I was outside this Tuesday morning! I used spent daffodils for the eyes and nose and purple strawflower for the mouth. The ‘hair’ is lemon sedum (also rather invasive!).

Christmas Mostly Thankfuls, Part 2

The day of Christmas arrived. My traditional cinnamon rolls were, as mentioned, edible. I also started the dough for dinner rolls (I do love my helpful bread machine) and we opened up Christmas socks. When the boys were small, the socks existed so that they could get their Christmas morning jitters out of the way with a haul of small fun things and later we’d open the tree presents. Well, The Craftsman always felt uncomfortable doing this and Little Bear now has to be reminded it is ok. (Christmas inhibitions are lower when one is younger!) I was busy and when I arrived, I was surprised to find my sock had something in it. I had written on an index card some of the things I’d like. Dangly earrings and tulip, daffodil, crocus in yellow, and other spring bulbs were smaller things. In the sock I found a pair of earrings, purple crocus bulbs (24, I have dozens in the yard already. Good thing I love purple!), a good sized package of vanilla candied popcorn, and an entire bag of dark chocolate mint kit kats (a flavor I never eat myself as it is among the least favorites). So, sugar and something I didn’t ask for. The other gifts I got were on my list (One I bought myself, a lovely bathrobe with snaps), so that was fun. Little Bear even got me books..a LARGE amount for Amazon. Books books books!!!! The kid loved his updated metal detector and The Craftsman enjoyed all his gifts from the first of two rings I’d ordered to his Dewalt safety glasses.(He wanted a spinner fidget ring and one that had wood inlay. So, that is what I found. One ring, I might have gotten scammed on, but I think it is ok now)

  Meanwhile, I was wondering what on earth was taking my dough so long. After constant checking, I discovered I’d NOT made dough, but bread!!!!! (I managed to push the wrong buttons!) So, since I was using the leftover dough for wrapping little smokies for lunch, I made biscuit dough. After the bread machine cooled off, I also made dough again. That ended up incredibly sticky. Probably because my brain is a muzzy mess lately and I would lay odds I didn’t add enough flour when counting out the half cups. Those also didn’t turn out well, most were actually hard! (thankfully, a good portion were ok, bland, but ok.

  The guys went bird hunting (in reality, they were hiking near a creek) and I got the rest of my dinner timeline revised. (When I cook for a special day, I make a timeline so that the meal components are finished close together.) But, I also discovered I was out of the desired veggie. The bacon I had needed for a broccoli salad ended up being fried tiny minced ham bits (Did you know bits of ham in a frying pan will pop and jump out like popcorn???????) and worked quite well. (It is the craziest recipe. It calls for 3 cups of bite sized broccoli, 6 slices of cooked ham, crumbled, and 1 red onion. I usually use a portion of the onion as red onions come in a large variety of sizes!

  I had help, thankfully, with the potatoes. The Craftsman had been given a bag full. We surmised they had been rejects from a tater factory. Peeling tubers that resemble various flubber animations from Robin Williams’ version of The Absent Minded Professor was a bit daunting! 

  All in all, it was eventually served and I was one exhausted pigeon (not an early bird or night owl). On the first day of Christmas, the new computer desk I ordered has been mostly put together and my eye burns. The right one gets fixed on Wednesday!!! (earlier than first thought) For once in my life, I’m almost looking forward to putting up the Christmas decor on the 6th!

A Christmas to Remember-if I have to.

Amy Grant sings a song (she’s probably not the only one, but she’s the one I heard this Christmas Day) called ‘A Christmas to Remember’. Only, as she sang it, I wanted to just cry with frustration. In retrospect, it was only just after 2pm on Saturday, so now it is kind of funny. In a dark sort of silly way. 

I’d decided ages ago, to make rarebit for Christmas Eve. Every single set of directions said it was simple and didn’t take very long. I found some ale (Not being a person who cares much for beer, that took a bit. I could find beer in packs, but not singly.) and was a bit thrown to realise I had to buy a giant can of the stuff. A nice young man stocking the alcohol suggested the one I eventually chose. Something called Dead Guy Ale. Skeleton image on a black background. I also decided to make a pumpkin cake using yellow cake, instead of pie and our traditional cinnamon rolls. The cake was terrible looking, I only pray it tastes ok, it should with enough whipped topping!!! Part of the problem was having 3 recipes with not a lot of information. (I tend to do that when writing down recipes, only put in the important bits and forgetting that years later, I may need the not so important things like ‘how’ or which dry ingredients are spices) I did look online and did find all three recipes, but the one I chose was probably not the one I’d made ages past a couple of times! The rarebit was NOT easy and it was grainy. I used a ton of shredded cheese, about twice as much as called for. The stuff would NOT set up, even after cooling it was still less than gravy texture! It did taste ok, but sheesh. I got some nice thick bread, toasted it, buttered it, put the cheese and some pre cooked bacon on top, and popped it under the broiler. Not much happened, we ate it anyway. May use the rest of the cheese sauce on shredded pork later this week. The cinnamon roll dough did NOT rise. Because I ignored the directions and added too much cinnamon to the dough. I often add a half tsp instead of a whole. (Cinnamon can inhibit yeast from doing its thing, so if you add it to your yeast dough, you need more yeast). They were ok, a bit tough, but still edible. Barely.

We open up a single gift on Christmas Eve. Books. This year the books I chose for everyone were GREAT choices. A perfect Star Trek Cats book for The Craftsman, a trapping book for Little Bear (quite honestly, it is more just to read than actually use. Because I cannot imagine–nor can anyone else, thankfully– trapping skunk. Plus, not only are leopards endangered, they are a rather uncommon animal in EO.), and the one for me..OH MY!! It came and I put it under the tree in the packaging it arrived in. When I opened it, I had a surprise beyond surprises. The book is called ‘Just Farr Fun’ by Jamie Farr of the TV series M*A*S*H* and on the front page there was an inscription to someone named Suzanne from Jamie Farr. I HAVE JAMIE FARR’s SIGNATURE!!! 

Short

Just a short post…and the layout looks different from my last one. GRRRR. Changes are grand, except in technology!!! Will soldier on.

The last month was a month of medical madness. My mammogram came through clear, so that was a plus. My eye doctor got me slated for cataract surgery (just before Christmas), so that will be an awesome Christmas gift (one I have to pay for, but still!). Visited an orthopedic doctor who, in the notes I could read online, said this about me: “an overweight, short statured, middle aged woman.” He also injected cortisone into my right knee, even though he didn’t see much distress on my part. That was horrid. My glucose has gone from a perfect A1C to not very good at all. (Wish he’d reminded me the shot would raise my blood sugars.) However, it has made me think more about my shape. Well, that and the class on boundaries I’m taking. One of the things I have little control of is my weight. Betting if that is lessened (although, 50 pounds seems like a lot), my aches will also be minimised. So, have decided to drop my insulin intake…thus making sure the little eaten won’t mean low blood sugars and putting more carbs into myself to raise it so being dizzy and out of sorts doesn’t happen. It is a vicious circle. When I came home after one of my visits this last month, wasn’t wearing a Freestyle sensor. It had died and since my appointment was early in the morning, opted to put it on later (It had been replaced not 12 hours before the reader told me to replace it because it wasn’t working. So, being mad, decided to wait.) BAD idea. Within less than an hour my glucose went from moderately ok to so low my driving was erratic and confused. Ok, the driving wasn’t confused, I was. Needless to say, that day, overtreated the low and was sicker than a dog with highs. Stupid.

Halloween happened (speaking of sugar!) and 56 kids came by. Two showed up in absolutely traditional costumes. Sheets with eyeholes! Some were teens, but they all took both a treat and a sweet. (Had stickers and small items like tiny bubbles and what not to go with the candy) Best part of the afternoon was attending the movie Dune part one. So freaking much fun!!!!! If you are unfamiliar with the book, you may be startled. It ends about where the two year break happens in the novel. Thankfully, it will be picked up again…in two years! I sat grinning under my mask and clapped like a crazy person when it was over. The only person in the few in attendance who seemed thrilled enough to express delight audibly. Thankfully, didn’t hear any negative responses, so that was grand. I’d might have tried to change people’s minds! (Ms. Monster was one who was upset, but she was in TX and so have only communicated online!)

Almost time to make dinner. Had a small dry salad with ham bits and 5 ritz crackers for lunch. Later had a graham cracker with a smear of wow butter for a snack. As much as food is fun and the holidays will suck if I curb eating, it may be the way it is to avoid ingesting it. At least the guys will enjoy the creations! (Thankfully, all the kit kats are gone!!!)

Next post will be more interesting with photos!

Surrounding the Holidays

From wrapping gifts to checking out the nativity, cats are always putting in the best paw. (Especially like Mittens and her glowing green and yellow eyes under the tree lights!)

Even the squirrel enjoyed the feasts set before them. (Even if the feasts were supposed to be for the birds!!!)

The one hanging on the tube feeder hand it figured out. He’d hook his claws around the wire for the lid. One of the others never quite got it and kept sliding down. The theory was that they’d not be able to get to these feeders, but they jumped from the porch to the metal stand or shimmied up the metal pole!! It is fun to watch them look around to see how to go about getting a snack!

Christmas was not bad at all. The guys completely enjoyed the two large gifts they were given and mine were nice. Having a sock full of kit kats was sweet, but the power bars I’d mentioned were on sale would have been more logical! Little Bear actually pulled out the stops with a lovely glass cutting board, Amazon gift card in a HUGE box, and flower bulbs. The latter was entirely sweet, loved the note with them (he also got me caramel corn, but it will keep til a low glucose!). The Craftsman finally finished, the day after Christmas, a bannister so my getting upstairs will hopefully be easier. It’s a project he’s been working on for almost a decade. Finishing things is a positive way to end a year!! He also got me a battery operated vest to help me stay warm. He’s taking it back for a larger one, he forgot I wasn’t a medium sized person anymore. He also found a cute pair of sparkly stud earrings. They are the tiniest flowers ever! My personal gifts to me were my watch and a book. The socks were too large (how a person can purchase themselves socks that are too big is beyond me, but doable!!).

It is soo pretty now!!!

The BEST present was Little Bear’s bunny who actually was pregnant. Christmas Day she began exhibiting what was called hay stashing. They collect every speck of straw or hay they can find and stuff their faces til it looks like they have a hay moustache and then fill their nest box. I had gone out on Boxing Day (St. Stephen’s Day) because I’d had a dream she’d had 6 or 7 kits and discovered she’d also started pulling hair. Her water dish was full of fur!! I came in and told Little Bear she’d need new water and he was surprised. He’d gone out a few hours before and she was hanging around the box and not doing much. So, he went back out and found she had given birth to 7 tiny blobs of bunny! They will gain fur over a few days, which will be a good idea. It is really not very nice out there!!! Freezing rain, snow, and a lot of wind has been the norm for the last two days. Now, he needs to help keep the winter kits alive til they are large enough to grow up on their own til the majority join freezer camp in mid spring. So glad he’s got rabbits and not cows!! He puts a lot of care into feeding these hoppers and measuring out a half cup of pellets is way less stressful than a bucket full of grains!!

The Last Month in 2020

This is a month dedicated to festivities. The house here in OR is no exception. Mostly. The yard is surrounded in lights, but it isn’t one of a handful this December. It seems EVERYONE has put up lights and yard decor. Granted, the wind we’ve had has been rather negative towards towering air filled characters (This afternoon, I passed a smiling Santa flat on his nose!), but by and large, most of the items are things that shine. The Craftsman finished the wooden tree that went out partially last winter (he was not happy, it seems he zip tied the string to the board and removing them was a lot of work. However, it did let him paint the board and change the dull plywood brown for plywood green which looks much better under the fluorescent bulbs.) and he put out another one of the spinning lights that makes lovely fairy lights in the trees. Little Bear did move it because when it spun ‘low’ it was shining in the rabbit pens and he didn’t want his rabbits to have lights in the cages. (would they chase them like cats do???) Something I wondered was there is such a chasing after this holiday (“I need this after the year we’ve had around here.”), what will happen once January 6 hits (traditionally when decor is put away)? Coloring is a good idea to while away the new year!! Found this image under 5th grade math. (I texted Podman the wrong age, told him it was 2nd.) Between you and me, not exactly sure what math has to do with a busty lady wearing a corset while playing with her hair!

Moses isn’t as impressed with the decorations as he is with filled bird feeders. Now that it is colder, the little birds are even more eager to visit. We weren’t sure if Moses was a cat in a crime scene in this picture or if he was baiting the birds! (there are empty sunflower seeds in front of him) The squirrels have decided to munch on The Craftsman’s lights. We aren’t sure why, perhaps the little colored shapes look edible? He sprayed them all with a mix of Tabasco sauce and water and a smidge of dish soap after he needed to repair several strings days prior to their Thanksgiving Eve debut. (my mix came off in the rain, the night it was applied!!)

Inside, not much has gotten done. All the nativity sets are out, my adorable Holly is on her stand and half dressed. The fronds that make up her skirt are unpacked, but the bungee cord used in 2018 to hold the fronds on her waist is missing (bungee cords do wander off!!). (photo is from a couple of years back, the nose is NOT something I put on her.) The shelving unit in the living room is also decorated. Little Bear sort of objected to my balanced display of candy around the tree, he insisted that food can’t be art. Which is NOT true!!! All I wanted was candy to put in the container and the sweets The Craftsman found were favorites for the guys, but not entirely filling to the tree shape!!

Odd, those two photos are a lot larger than they appeared after being shrunk. No matter. My little technology device just told me my glucose might be high, so need to go and verify that. This one has been on for almost 7 days and the ‘people who use this device approved‘ sticky patches arrived today, so there is a much more confident feeling as I go into this next week! Did make another pumpkin pie to use up the last of the canned punkin the fridge, the tiny ones still awaiting being cooked down are wearing Santa hats. (Wanted to text Ms. Monster a photo, but my phone is being VERY annoying and failing to send even 4 word texts unless I was outside in the freezing fog next to the car!!) If you make pumpkin pie, what kind of fluid do you use? I use a mix of reg milk with powdered milk or canned evaporated. My sister also adds rum! Another friend uses cream. More use only sweetened condensed milk. (which I only use for fudge!!) Had no idea there were so many things you could add to a pumpkin pie. Little Bear prefers whipped topping.

Bed Work

Halloween morning was beautiful. Little Bear had decided to leave spend the day up in the mountains and he left before sunrise (to get sunrise and sunset photos in the same day. I’ll see if he’ll ‘give’ me some of his stunning captures), leaving his parents alone for the entire day. (except for the cats, of course!) I had set aside this day to spend in a bed, not the one in the house, but one in the yard. In fact, after he found me outside, The Craftsman joined me and laughed at the quip I’d made concerning our endeavors. I’d mentioned it was ‘nice to be doing something active together, in a bed.’

Joking aside, it was nice. I have been wanting to get the iris beds cleaned out and, with his help, they were complete before 4. He even removed the fast growing vine maple from everywhere!! I spent a small portion of Sunday afternoon planting the yellow iris and cleaning up and putting the burgundy ones on top of the soil (Saturday was warm and sunny, Sunday was sunny and very cold-I had to put on a jacket over my hoody!).

Moses hung out in the yard on Saturday, too. He stayed in the sun while The Craftsman did a few more projects. At one point, even Mittens was outside watching The Craftsman while he was fixing the cat window box (the temporary roof, put on several years back, blew off a few weeks ago and we learned Mittens could escape from the house if Little Bear had the window open. How on EARTH she managed to climb up and out of the box and then jump 8 feet down to the ground, we can only imagine!). It was a good day for cats. In fact, after the few trick or treaters stopped ringing the doorbell, we watched The Aristocats. By then, Little Bear was home and watched it, too. (So far this week, we’ve watched ‘Cats Don’t Dance’ and ‘The Aristocats’. Thinking about ‘Bed knobs and Broomsticks’ with Cosmic Creepers!)

Kila (cat from ages past) in the window box that lost the roof. It is VERY high off the ground.

I kind of dressed up. I was in 50’s casual mom attire. Capri pants, a sweater, flannel shirt, pearl beads, an apron, and a pony tail. I was going to wear glow stick earrings, but it was a bust.

The package specifically says there are two of everything. Except, there was only one ‘adapter’ piece. I then decided to improvise with duct tape and tiny safety pins. Alas, only ONE glow stick worked!! Glow sticks have tiny glass vials inside that needs broken to release one chemical to make the other glow. Well, I cracked the heck out of the vial with pliers, but all my force only caused the stick to leak! Yikes!! Still no glow, but the idea of leaking orange goo was a bit disturbing, so I tossed that stick in the trash. The other tiny stick, I left on the counter. Wearing one odd earring is ok, but it is more 90’s than it is 50’s!

I enhanced my 50’s mom motif by baking butterscotch oatmeal cookies. It was a fiddly recipe, but oh my, are they delicious! The original recipe calls for baking the raw oatmeal for a bit and then taking a half cup and pulverizing it into a flour. I’ve never done either of those things and was pleasantly surprised. I’ll see if I can find the recipe and share it. Little Bear said the cookies looked strange because they were all bumpy (note: I rarely make oatmeal cookies), but they tasted good! I think having a lovely scent waft out every time I opened the door was nice, too. Only 22 kids stopped by, a huge drop from previous years, but Covid is still the very real lynx on the porch in most areas. In preparation for the dressed up beggars, The Craftsman bought quite a bit of candy and one of the bags was annoying. If you read the label, it appears there are 4 kinds of candy in the ‘giant’ mix. When it was opened, there were the caramels and the Dots. The caramel candy tastes fruity!! Very odd. Candy isn’t what it used to be. Kit Kats are broken, Milky Way are crushed and stick to the wrapper, and sizes are changed.

All in all, it was a surprisingly pleasant Halloween and Saturday.