Fun Bling NSFW 18+

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Jeanette,

Thank you for your clever creation!

In my old age I have learned caution. With my self and with spending money. Body bling has fascinated me for years, but beyond the 4 piercings in my ears and my single small tat, I’ve been more than wary. In research, I discovered non piercing jewelry and was cynical. Most of it seemed dubious, at best. (Not to mention all over the charts on cost.) Wearing something that probably would slide off is not the thing I wanted to do. I have enough trouble keeping bra straps from slipping!!!! (I solve that problem by not wearing the darn things very often, but tank top straps do the same thing. Ridiculous.)

I made a pair of earrings with beaded wire loops to wear around nipples and was surprised. A real live nipple (mine) apparently is smaller than the ones “seen on TV” (or online). I am glad I made the earring/nipple rings to be used in duality. I wear them in my ears much more than on my breasts! Clit bling was something I couldn’t figure out at all. Besides, there are just some things one should be careful with in a homemade situation.

In my research, I stumbled across your website. The title caught my eye first, the about the company piqued my interest next, and so, I thought I’d try it. I’m not a SW gal, so there were only a couple of things I would have wanted. But, on the online website, one of those wasn’t available. Sad, I wandered around to see where else you might be.  I didn’t find you on Amazon (thank goodness, EVERYONE does that site. It is nice to find someone who doesn’t!), but did on eBay. (hooray) You are on FB and I will not do anything there. (It has more cookies and tracking than a troop of girl scouts selling door to door with GPS!) THEN, I dorked my eBay order, had to contact you and I was hooked.

When the product arrived, I had to laugh. Getting into the box was the most difficult part of the whole Hoode process. The clip is exactly that. A clip which is logical beyond belief and fairly easy to place. (Slightly similar to an old fashioned clip on earring, but a million times less painful!) The directions were absolutely perfect. Bodies are all different, I was nervous mine would be an anomaly and not able wear the jewelry. It was simple! I placed it twice (once just to see if I could) and the discomfort is barely noticeable. I probably should get used to it gradually, but didn’t. I’ve worn it for a couple of hours now. I fell asleep in it (I am always tired. I often think a vacation would entail a comfortable bed and a lot of sleep) and even had to pee. (The latter was not mentioned in the papers you sent. It happens and removing it might have been more stressful than fishing it from the bowl. Although, it was not necessary to do that.) I was incredibly thankful this item was small. Longer dangles might need lifted from the stream, it is all doable! (A good rinse, a pat with a cloth, and all was fine.)

I’m absolutely sold on your company. I am definitely going to order again. Especially if you happen to turn your monarch butterfly dangle into a purple butterfly! Although, there are other things you offer which are as intriguing.

Sincerely satisfied,

Kris

PS-I am going to post this on my blog and make sure to link you in it. Not to get anything back from you but to continue as a patron.

For my WP followers: In the photo, you will notice there are earrings. Those were just some I happened to have from a store up in AK. (one of the reasons I was attracted to this clip in the first place). Also, the clip part seems prominent. It is and it isn’t. I’m not going to show you how this works, you can just take my word for it! If intimate jewelry interests you, I truly recommend looking into this company. Good people, good stuff. I don’t know about allergies to the metal, it is probably mentioned somewhere on the site. I also don’t know about shipping overseas. I was completely refreshed to find Alaska was not out of their jurisdiction. (Many things cannot be shipped here without extra fees because we are not in the continental United States. And if we were ‘out of the country’, the fees were not excessive, thus I didn’t notice!)

17 thoughts on “Fun Bling NSFW 18+

  1. I’m…….nearly speechless. Hmmmm, you got me thinking, thanks for the education, you’ve opened up my horizons (now I’m thinking that may be an unfortunate thing to say, in the circumstances!)

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